YOUR FELINE IMPUDENCE HAS BEEN NOTED AND SHALL BE DEALT WITH!!!! YOU CANNOT HAZ CHEESEBURGERS, INSTEAD YOU CAN ONLY HAVE…

MOCK NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN… YOU WILL BE IN NO POSITION TO DERIDE SUPERIOR BEINGS ONCE WE HAVE ANNIHLATED NBC'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT LINEUP, ALONG WITH…

IT DOES NOT MATTER…
…HOW MANY OF YOUR INFERIOR HUMAN FILMS YOU NOMINATE FOR YOUR PUNY OSCARS… THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE BEST PICTURE AND THAT IS…

THE MOVIES OF THE INFERIOR HUMAN MADONNA
ARE PART OF OUR MASTER PLAN TO CAUSE ALL NON-DALEK LIFE TO SINK INTO A PIT OF DESPAIR AND APATHY… ONCE THEIR WILL HAS BEEN OBLITERATED THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RECOGNIZE US AS…

THIS FILM WAS ALSO DEEMED SUPERIOR BY THE DALEK-CARUSO HYBRID. THE MOST SUPERIOR PART WAS AT THE END WHEN…

YOUR FEEBLE PRESIDENT OF BASEBALL SHALL BE POWERLESS BEFORE THE DALEK-CARUSO HYBRID!! INDEED, YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN MUSINGS ABOUT THE BALL OF MONEY SHALL ONLY SERVE TO HELP FULFIL OUR DESTINY AS…

THE HUMANS' CAKE-STACKING IS POWERLESS
AGAINST THE DALEK-CARUSO HYBRID! WE SHALL CONSUME ALL YOUR INFERIOR FOODSTUFFS, AND THEN DEMONSTRATE OUR OWN RECIPE FOR…