I'm sure glad I decided not to see this (though I saw the first one), and anything Star Wars beyond IV, V, and VI don't exist to me, so whatever.

Are we meant to believe this is a magic xylophone?

Or did it?!?

I did, but my avatar is from Bioshock. Anyway, thanks.

That makes no sense, but okay. It's my favorite game but I haven't played it since getting my HDTV, so I should at least get back into multiplayer.

No particular order, but these were all from initial theatrical runs in my childhood or adolescence: Empire Strikes Back (it opened on my 4th birthday, it is one of my earliest memories, and my first movie memory); Ghostbusters; Stand By Me; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; The Princess Bride. The oldest film I've loved the…

This is my exact situation and what I was hoping someone else would post. I'm going to skip it. I'd rather not watch it at all than watch only one or two "good" episodes. It seems like a Godfather III or Star Wars: Episodes I - III scenario. Just forget it and move on.

At the San Francisco International Film Festival, I saw:

I loved Upstream Color, but I think as far as elusive narrative films with pigs and a man sampling sounds in nature in 2013, The Search for Emak Bakia is better.

Plaques.

CHALLENGE: A rap album without any "featuring."

Ah, I didn't know any of that, thanks. I really wanted to see it but things didn't work out.

Actually, they don't really love movie stars. Jessica Chastain was robbed for The Heiress (as was David Strathairn); Grace, a new, very interesting play with Paul Rudd and Michael Shannon, got nothing, not did Cat on a Hot Tin Roof with Scarlett Johannson. I saw all three of those in January and thought they would be…

Whaaaaaaaaaaat. I signed up for AVC because of the Lost reviews. I didn't always have time for reviews of a lot of the shows I watched, but I always read those for Fringe and Terriers and Justified, and I certainly loved seeing Buffy and Firefly and Arrested Development revisited.

One of my favorite episodes of the show is from the last season, though, "The Graduate."

I listened to this today at work and I'm glad my boss didn't catch me. I was dying at all the "It's Been" uses. Definitely the best thing to ever come of the Barenaked Ladies.

Well the first one that came to mind that wasn't listed here was Dr. Joel Fleischman on Northern Exposure, who actually had two. When Ed goes to visit him at the camp up the river, and we see how much of a change Joel's made — a storyline that seemed rushed, out of production necessity, but fitting — and when Ed…

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

Can I put his narration in Magnolia as my answer? He has an on-screen role but his narration is awesome.

Oh well look who's not too good for the AVC, @wrathofkong