From your comment alone, I can tell I will not like this film.

That is a very honest, acceptable response. It's not "too bad for you" or whatever. Oh well, you know? At least you made the effort.

That is a very honest, acceptable response. It's not "too bad for you" or whatever. Oh well, you know? At least you made the effort.

Confession: I had to leave the theater during that scene, even though I knew it was coming, because I am a big squeamish baby, it's graphic, and it lingers. It's not just handled in a flash. You could do my tried-and-true method of a quick fast-forward.

Confession: I had to leave the theater during that scene, even though I knew it was coming, because I am a big squeamish baby, it's graphic, and it lingers. It's not just handled in a flash. You could do my tried-and-true method of a quick fast-forward.

Yes, this, so much. It's extraneous. I still buy some DVDs if I'm not particularly concerned with how great it will look (and the PS3 does up-scaling, anyway), but the only reason I'd want a combo pack is if I want to lend the DVD out.

Yes, this, so much. It's extraneous. I still buy some DVDs if I'm not particularly concerned with how great it will look (and the PS3 does up-scaling, anyway), but the only reason I'd want a combo pack is if I want to lend the DVD out.

Whoa, that sucks. I just ordered it too. I doubt it's going to get any better release, though.

Whoa, that sucks. I just ordered it too. I doubt it's going to get any better release, though.

Whoa: http://www.imdb.com/title/t… No thanks!

Whoa: http://www.imdb.com/title/t… No thanks!

Come on baby light my first.

Come on baby light my first.

I just ordered the Blu-ray, having never seen this, because of you, @avclub-d3d9446802a44259755d38e6d163e820:disqus !! I'll read your essay and pretend we still talk on Twitter.

By my count, yes. 

By my count, yes. 

Follow up: People are stupid.

Follow up: People are stupid.

Blocker of multiple A.V. Club readers on Twitter!

Blocker of multiple A.V. Club readers on Twitter!