I know my glasses prescription is right because HELL-OH.

I'm sorry about your friend.

I'm sorry about your friend.

I'm with Juno on this one. They're just noise.

I'm with Juno on this one. They're just noise.

My chief instructor had one single-panel comic, circa The Matrix era, showing a kid asking an instructor when they'd get to the slow-motion, mid-air stuff.

My chief instructor had one single-panel comic, circa The Matrix era, showing a kid asking an instructor when they'd get to the slow-motion, mid-air stuff.

I know that my chief instructor said that around that time there was a big uptick in enrollment in his schools and in other schools trying to compete. Every "big" martial arts movie brings n00bs in to try some lessons.

I know that my chief instructor said that around that time there was a big uptick in enrollment in his schools and in other schools trying to compete. Every "big" martial arts movie brings n00bs in to try some lessons.

I initially took karate classes because of The Karate Kid. I was dumb and stopped in 6th grade because I made the basketball team (yes, in 6th grade, shut up) and didn't think I could do both. Anyway, it's a credit to him and to the movies that my interest was sparked. I eventually went back and stuck with it.

I initially took karate classes because of The Karate Kid. I was dumb and stopped in 6th grade because I made the basketball team (yes, in 6th grade, shut up) and didn't think I could do both. Anyway, it's a credit to him and to the movies that my interest was sparked. I eventually went back and stuck with it.

Lies.

Lies.

I'm going radio silent as of tomorrow. I have been doing the "la la la la la not watching or listening la la la la" thing anytime a preview has come up for it.

I'm going radio silent as of tomorrow. I have been doing the "la la la la la not watching or listening la la la la" thing anytime a preview has come up for it.

I would agree with you for a lot of films, but come on. It's Batman.

I would agree with you for a lot of films, but come on. It's Batman.

Why not see the film and then read the review?

Why not see the film and then read the review?

Me too. Then I thought "because of course she is."