Seeing as no one to my recollection was video taped spewing hate speech wearing a Steve Jobs or Bob Hope T-shirt, I think they're off the hook.
Unfortunately, there's enough ignorance out there that the Cash family needed to make a statement distancing themselves from one bigot fan who is clearly ignorant to Johnny…

Eww. That sounds so gross. Who the fuck would choose to visit Philadelphia?

Methane and carbon dioxide emitted by animals farting contributes to global warming.

I hope this doesn't affect the annual Ninja parade.

Jesus saves. Only God forgives.

Will this one feature the racist, old mammy character that beats Tom with her broom?

Gotten CANCERAIDS apparently…

This week, Melanie said Oliver has been under for 21 years. Last week, Oliver asked David if women were still wearing summer dresses without bras. Also this week, the team drove to Division 3 in what looked like an early 90's Buick LeSabre (curiously with the driver's side on the right).

Any chance tonight's In Memoriam will put up a photo of Bill Pullman instead?

I sure hope you don't dane to call yourself a film buff. Hamlet you in on a little secret. The film was made in Denmark, not Germany.

Elephant tusks help you fuck? Well hot damn! Here I was just having them killed to turn their feet into umbrella stands.

That pun on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say urinate.

But, but, but 2016 finally killed something everyone wanted to see dead..

AHAHAHAHA. NO ONE UPVOTED YOUR UPVOTED. YOU MUST FEEL SO EMBARASSED RIGHT NOW!

An all-female 21Jump Street movie!? My early 30's have been ruined!

Hughes has done his homework. Not many know that Affleck demands thay a bucket of the Colonel be made available to him on Oscar night.

How pissed must Ray be to know that Krieger replaced his hand with a black one last season when he had a latex duplicate all along?

I don't know, but I hear there's a pretty neat bike down there.

I'be never been to the Alamo. Does it have an inexplicable bottomless pit as well?

Hank's got his work cut out for him if Sirena has to get wet every 6 hours. He'll really need to stay hydrated.