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KIDS
There was a lot of shit about that movie. Still pretty rough by today.

Natural Born Killers or yeah and how Jane Austen's MAFIA!!!
If I remember correctly, way back in the good old summer of 1994, there was quite a furor over Oliver Stone's "Natural Born Killers".

M. Night's Indy IV Screenplay
Amazingly though with all my malice towards M. Night, I still would have been intrigued to see his rejected Indy IV screenplay. Probably involved Short Round seeing dead people and required Indy to do a lot of WHISPERING.

If you could line up M. Night and Gary Sheffield I would gladly let you kick me in the nuts. I think that is only fair.

Yeah I hate Bud too, he makes my top ten of people who deserve 100 kicks to the nutsack/vagina.

Lol, that one… hmmm, got me there.

And I left out the fact that he is pretty much a known steroid user. Read Gary's blatantly homophobic comments on WHY he isn't a steroid user online. It's typical idiotic stuff from him.

Gary Sheffield is the definition of the dumb, well uninformed athlete - who reads very little, which is blatant from his limited vocabulary - who consistently opens his mouth about things he knows very little about and makes incredibly stupid and insulting comments. He has been blatantly jealous of his fellow

Gary Sheffield is the definition of the dumb, well uninformed athlete - who reads very little, which is blatant from his limited vocabulary - who consistently opens his mouth about things he knows very little about and makes incredibly stupid and insulting comments. He has been blatantly jealous of his fellow

Yes, since "The Village" the twist ending is something he has done away with, but what he hasn't done away with is his inane storytelling. Was it just me, or did "Lady In The Water" seem like a film that was being made up as it went along? If it wasn't so pretenious/oozing of self-importance it could at least be

I think you may have a point. Maybe I will feel better about just kicking him the nuts and let bygones be bygones.

I posted this before, but I really do hate M. Night Passionately
If M. Night was a woman we would probably have an Ike/Tina style relationship, which is extroadinarily disturbing to me, but I digress. Of the top three people I legitimately hate in this world and would love to kick them in the nutsack 100 times in

Oh I have and he is high up there on Pretenious Self-Important Douchebags. I get it, you're films are intellectually stimulating both aesthetically and mentally. But I think if Lars von Trier were King in the land of Pretenious Self-Important Douchebags, he was assassinated by M. Night right around 2002.

Ehhh, she's annoying but she kinda resembles Juliet from LOST who I would bang.

UH OH THE AV CLUB OPENED UP MY CAN HATRED OF M.NIGHT SHAMAMAAMAMAMAL
Of the top three people I legitimately hate in this world and would love to kick them in the nutsack 100 times in order they are:

BRUCE HORNSBYBERG
Yet another pointless quote from this flick.

Christopher Merloni is Elias Koteas
Anyone else think Christopher Merloni and Elias Koteas were separated at birth? Love Joe Lo Truglio in this flick… AND his stunt double.

I still loved that Sayid vs. Kearny Fight
That fight sequence alone was better then anything that was in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls… and on half the budget.