Curling? Simpsons did it. http://www.avclub.com/artic…

I was chanting "F! F! F!" to myself as the page loaded. Did not disappoint.

Tossed salad and scrambled brains.

The single aired episode of Turn-On.

I done stole this catfish!

The absolute king in the violent war lyrics department is the Mexican anthem, with snippets like "War without quarter to any who dare to / tarnish the coats of arms of the country! / War, war! Let the national banners / be soaked in waves of blood."

Picture a hot dog bun, and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pa… into a bag, and put the universe into a bag, and you all of a sudden, they become, um…

I forgot how much I enjoyed "It’s A Living." The election and Raymond Luxury Yacht are among my favorite Python sketches.

I dunno, maybe something closer to the turnout for all the other incredibly successful but greatly stupider movies about robots smashing things?

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Orson Scott Card, Daniel Tosh, and Lena Dunham.

Sharknado is my first appointment TV viewing in some time. Well done, Syfy.

The 3D is good but not great. There's a lot of great water splashing, depth in scenes, and some nifty special effects, but it's not comparable to Tron: Legacy or anything like that. If you're used to converted 3D movies, it'll probably be good.

I saw a pre-release of this movie last week. If you enjoy sci-fi action movies, watch it. I had a blast; it brought out my inner twelve-year-old. For as shitty as movies like Transformers are, they're good at triggering some deep lizard part of my brain that likes to see robots blowing things up. This is like that,…

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus "You changed your name to Aardvark?!"

That illumination is mirthful yet precedented, as it reflects society.

Whoop, fixed it, so now you'll look insane to future generations.

As someone who likes to avoid multiple things at once, this is very useful.

ZZT is a terrific choice. I was never around for its heyday, but it has such an impenetrable, vibrant culture surrounding it that I want to learn more about.

[Nevermind, someone already made that joke…]