Oops. I also made a comment about that little gem. Yours was better. And firster.

I would pay $20,000 for Frank Stallone on the condition that he perform "Turning Your Bedroom Back Into the Computer Room"

Mommy, no! I don't want to be in Parental Guidance!

Mommy, no! I don't want to be in Parental Guidance!

You. Guy. Seriously.
Mr. O'Neal,
I positively adore your writing and your interviews.
Hugs.

Rabbits are rodents.

The only song that makes me cry
Manowar, "Blood of the Kings"

I see. Is there a version online with naughty words added in; that is to say, a version with more cursing than the original broadcast?

Confusion
Is this the whole episode, or is it edited? I'm getting conflicting information.

Light Shadows
I don't think they exist.