He thinks it's *that* kind of party…

Even warm, vinegar-based German kartoffel-salat? Because I do.

Snail-mail-nela, then. He's going to serious, no-bullshit, Federal, ass-pounding prison for certain.

A high school. And I was discharged from The Institution years ago! Thanks *so* much for bring it up again. The ECT, the four-point restraints, the fork with a cork on the end, the mingled disinfectant/human waste smell… Ah, memories!

Well, shit, I had just gotten into them based on Greg's _Nerdist_ appearance. I do loves me some Dave Anthony, however, so I'll take what Dollops I can get.

Has anybody been listening to _The Dana Gould Hour_? It's pretty much quarterly (or was until week before last), but is goddamned brilliant and hilarious.

Proops' SMITW is my must-hear podcast. Because it's live the crowd is at least a third of the show, so if they're a little flat or hesitant it puts a lot more strain on Greg. The Proop-dog is always awesome, though.

You're her *publicist*, aren't you? ADMIT IT!

Bone-dry, choking, barely sweetened DEATHCAKE (coming to cinemas this Autumn).

Dik, sometimes people just *die*. Medication can be mislabeled or improperly dosed. Caretakers can be inattentive or bribed. Oh, look, there's a steep flight of stairs with poor traction that's rather badly lit. It's interesting that you used the word "pushing." I certainly did not, myself. As I said, sometimes…

Paul was The Virus.

Have they parked the little bastarding cement mixer on your grass yet? Because that fucker is going to be there for a nice long 4 to 6 month stay so they can spread out and *really* get comfortable. Neither your lawn nor your finances will recover for three years.
Contractors: I hate those sons of bitches, I truly do.

Don't you lot have "Fuck Off Puritan Day" or "Good Riddance Day?" At least a Bank Holiday or something? ;-)

You're the Idiot *King*, not an actual idiot. I presume that they are your minions and do your bidding.

You know, this isn't helpful at all.

That's odd, because Fallout: New Vegas lead me to stealing just about every unattended object I encounter. Thanks, Hardcore Mode!

I refer to them as Avenged Seven-Holed because it pisses off my students and amuses the fuck out of me ;-)

Cover of Husker Du's _New Day Rising_? Bitchin'!

Everybody has always had to deal with them. Have you noticed how many of the apostles and early Christians were Roman tax farmers who everyone else fucking hated?

Why, it was so hooty I had to triple my anti-depressants and double down on the anti-anxiety meds! 200mgs of Trazadone to put me down for the night like a tranquilized rhino! Good times, good times…