The internet is no place for deciding whether a man be good or evil. But my hands are tied: I rule that you, Sir, are indeed evil.

Motion denied. The boat must be dragged up a mountain.

Motion denied. Ruling in favour of terracotta and teal.

I find Unregistered Moron in contempt. And rightly so. Spelling will be taken under advisement.

Stop that applause or I'll clear this internet courtroom. And I'll find YOU in contempt, councillor Rouge: I won't stand for your rabble-rousing antics.

Councillor, you'll find your sweet-talk won't wash in MY courtroom.