HARKONEN
Fuck that shit!

I saw it on the Sci Fi Channel one Sunday afternoon and honestly thought it was one of the ScI Fi Original Movies. In that context, it wasn't half bad. Something along the lines of the "Beowulf" movie with Christopher Lambert.

Johnny Depp was the interpreter who spoke Vietnamese. He was trying to translate what the villagers were saying when Barnes got fed up and ransacked the village and starting killing everybody.

I'm in Stage 3 right now, and it just took me 10 years to read the above comments. Only seemed like a few minutes, though.

The first ever Grammy awarded in the Heavy Metal category was….Jethro Tull.

Morgan Woodward later went on to play in "Driving Miss Daisy." Or was it "The Equalizer"? Shit!

Just think, all the girls in the wet T-shirt contest are somebody's grandma now…possibly yours.

"Apocalypse Now" is also a pretty fucking awesome title.

Best Movie Title Ever
"The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly." Something about it just resonates; majestic, yet smartass. Often copied; never bested.

Also, for those of you that live in Australia, you also have to deal with giant saltwater crocodiles, as well as sharks. I'm surprised you people ever go near the water, unless you're running from one of the deadly poisonous snakes you have there.

Seconded on both.

The thing about sharks is that they're ambush predators. You don't see them. They come up from the deep dark waters and get you when you least expect it.

…and Jesus spoke in red.

Matthew 16:23—Jesus turned and said to Peter, "Ah Hell naw, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God, but the things of men."

I lived in Texas but the Boggy Creek monster was next door in Arkansas, so that could have been a reality.

Bigfoot
When I was a kid, Bigfoot was really big, like on the "In Search of…" show with Leonard Nimoy. Along with the ridiculously cheap "Legend of Boggy Creek." I used to walk in the woods, and allow my imagination to run wild, purposely scaring myself, telling myself that Sasquatch was sneaking up behind me, or…

I'm a land lubber through and through from the plains of north Texas, but to this day I have what I'm told is an irrational fear of swimming in the ocean. I mean, who would voluntarily submerge themselves in a body of water where 25 foot Great White Sharks are swimming around, lurking, unseen…. And their little…

I beg your pardon
I'll bury you in a rose garden
Along with the sunshine
You've got to blow me first sometime

Someone's already spliced him in with the Double Rainbow hippie.

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