Happy Robonnukah!

Not to be confused with Disco:STu.

I'm not even a Trek fan, but: second.

"We should not have assimilated early 2000s white people. I am so fucking sick of crocs."

Everyone: "Where's Mrs. Langdon Alger's soul?"

"What did the ambassador say?"

I'm surprised that you would have a problem with that.

Those galiens, always hitting the space bars, looking for love.

Are you friends with Alien Jesus? Wait, is it offensive to suggest you'd be friends because you're both from space?

I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home there, but some of the trees are actually quite lovely.

I can already here his voice-over in the trailer.

In the next film, we'd chronicle Kevin's struggle with email.

To be fair, the scene in 'Star Trek: Beyond' where Kirk gets a new hat was phenomenal.

If anything, I think the film needed fewer callbacks to the previous incarnation. I kept feeling it was being held back by them, especially [SPOILER]

Actually, since we're doing this, what is a RINO?

C'est tres drole!

I look forward to the male mud-wrestling scene.

"That sucked. Which did you hate more, the cheesy "many Bothans" callback, or the forced love story?"

"Hey Bill, how's your day going?"

I feel so conflicted. I thought the reboot was pretty good too, so I agree with you, but then you talk about liking 'Ghostbusters 2' and you throw me for a loop.