And still have change left to take a cable car down to Battery Park!

'Next Thursday, Around 3.15 Tomorrow'.

It could be a nice little earner for the government too. Just because people have superpowers that could be applied to all sorts of jobs, doesn't mean that you should be exempt from proper licensing and safety testing. The government could make it so that everyone who wants to use their powers commercially has to…

Marvel: "You can have your knock-off Luke Cage, Starz. We're not worried. We have something you don't."
Starz: "What's that? Name recognition?"
Marvel: "No. Shirtless Mike Colter."
Starz: "…damn."

Funky!

Savoury Kwanzaa!

"Planet Express, where tomorrow is today. And today is yesterday. You heard me."

Yeah, Ghost of Eazy E is right. The melody is more complex than you'd think, one person gets it wrong, it leads to fights, and you don't want that kind of tension with a family member.

Bryan Fuller's Fatality move is difficult to pull off, but it's spectacular.

Rookie mistake.

I blame these hip musicians and their complicated shoes!

I've had decent results blaming it on the boogie.

That will also conveniently be the death of the "bacon with everything!" trend.

It's no Jervix, Canada, but it's okay.

Was there ever a young Christopher Lambert? He seems to have looked like a disgruntled 39 year-old forever.

Please don't use a phrase like "Great job, marketing!" on this synergy-hungry site. It'll become a new feature before you know it.

The latest Great Job, Internet! is a mash-up of all the previous Great Jobs, Internet! set to the Super Mario Bros. theme music.

Sean O'Neal is fucking rolling in cash right now.

BEES!?

Is it maybe a little too dark? I've always thought the pleasure of MWOF comes from a little schaudenfreude or the championing of Secret Successes, but there's none of that here. It doesn't even sound like a fiasco, just evidence of something really sad that happened.