Yoda believes very strongly in getting in dibs.

There's a very slim chance we could survive.

You mean he brandishes a gun?

I live to over analyse mindless pop culture bullshit.

You refer to 'Ghostbusters' as "the Scottish Play"? That seems like it would lead to confusion.

"Where's 'Ghostbusters: The Series'?"

Exactly. We can talk about "factors outside of the movie itself" all we like, but the truth is, there are always factors outside the movie that will influence a review: the reviewer's opinion of the director's previous films, how many films in a similar vein have already been released that year, even the attitude of…

So it's about ethics in entertainment journalism? Dear God, it's happening again!

To take this far more seriously than it probably should be, I think it depends. Sometimes you build a bit of anticipation by doing the The A.V. Club bit first; people are familiar with the meme, and then they're just waiting to see which bit of text you singled out. But I think if the text is particularly bizarre or…

Well, I liked Scott Keegan's revisionist take on the AV Club meme! Of course, I was paid to say that.

*Snyder jots down "Do you run? You will" in note book*

Oh yeah. Forgot that part.

The A.V. Club

I often think that truly great actors kind of imprint themselves on you as the first role you see them play. I've seen plenty of Johansson's films, but to me she'll always be this actor whose performance floored me in 'Lost in Translation'. There was so much depth and complexity in a role so minimally written, plus…

Does that one also have Alan Alda in it?

I am uncomfortable watching any of Allen's films now because of … the unpleasantness, but I didn't know about that at the time I saw 'Match Point', and apart from a couple of missteps towards the end, thought it was a wonderfully made movie, and Joahnsson was excellent in it.

I have no idea where I'd place it on the list, but one of the funniest films I've seen in recent years is a French movie called 'Quai d'Orsay' (which IMDb tells me also exists under the name 'The French Minister'). It manages the impressive task of being both deeply cynical and touchingly hopeful about politics, and…

There are half-dozens of you! HALF-DOZENS!

…NARP?

- Trump 2016.