What about a non-stick Colbert?

Well if you can think of a better way to pad the profits of the poor, poor billionaires of this country I'd like to hear it!

I really enjoyed it. Even though I'm having a hard time remembering a lot of the episodes now the one where he went to Long Beach and hung out with the white trash and the one where he tried to throw the pool party had some very funny moments.

Totally agree that H4 is underrated.
After the original it's my favorite of the Halloween movies. H5 was pretty awful though. Watching parts of it this past week on AMC it's as though they assembled it from extra footage that didn't make H4.

While she may not be the most annoying character in the movie PJ Soles has the most grating line of dialogue when she goes on and on about the books she never takes home. Jesus, I've seen this movie a hundred times and I still root for Michael Myers to jump out and kill her before she gets to "who needs books anyway"

Drunk Ghost Hunters

In one of my fantasies, yes

What about scabby frozen lasagna?