I "liked" Potatohead's response, then felt a tiny bit meta about it.

I "liked" Potatohead's response, then felt a tiny bit meta about it.

@ Scorpiondeathlock. Not to be nitpicky, but isn't that HAMF?

@ Scorpiondeathlock. Not to be nitpicky, but isn't that HAMF?

Caller on Letterman, to guest Teri Garr (who had priceless pained expression on her face): "When you were doing Mr. Mom, did you know you were married to Batman?"

Caller on Letterman, to guest Teri Garr (who had priceless pained expression on her face): "When you were doing Mr. Mom, did you know you were married to Batman?"

Who was always looking for some guy named Charlie.

Are you familiar with a potato dish, lyonnaise potato?
It's a kind of fried potato.
But it's got an onion in it. It's quite delicious.

Sarah J Parker walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Didn't mind Van Morrison's Comfortably Numb, featured on The Departed. Trust Scorsese with classic rock, above all.

Depends on your personal experiences with pizza delivery.

Schwimmer? I hardly know her!

Oh shit, got preempted by @ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER. Sorry ZMF!  Please don't flame me, or come to my house and hurt me.

Yeah, except in the actual fight between Mickey Ward and Alfonso Sanchez, that's precisely what happened. Don't recall if this was the exact fight depicted in the movie (at 1:30. The commentary by the bored announcers preceding the Punch is classic): http://www.youtube.com/watc…