Roy Horn maybe.

He is notorious for his bad jokes.

I watched Crash (the Cronenberg/Ballard one) on acid in the theater and then had to drive home. I was overwhelmed with the urge to wreck my car but thankfully did not. That experience began the great tradition amongst my friends of walking to the theater. I was going to list all the movies that I had seen on acid but…

oh well. I'm going to go change my socks.

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That is strength, GeoGreg! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your first, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!

Dammit!