so hot right now. hansel.

This makes me want a van
with an awesome airbrushed scene on the side. Like a wolf stalking its prey or a nudie lady or something.

I'm tempted to not interrupt your conversation with yourself.

I see Totz Jr. beat me to the punch. Wonderful.

Mocking Oasis
Based on the commentary, I think the real target of that sketch was Radiohead (even though Bob and David resemble Oasis more on the surface).

Succesful secondsies though.

Nice one.

Choo Choo the Herky-Jerky Dancer
Reason # 7,826 why Jay Johnston is awesome.

Eh
Who cares anymore

What is c-a-t really spelled dog?

Peter
this is the worst time you could have called!

Well, there was no trial, but he did plead guilty to those charges.

You will blow me
but I will drug you first.

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?
Let's get the flock out of here!

One of my favorites is the "bizarro world" episode. When Elaine starts nitpicking about the greetings people in the bizarro world say. ("Badbye" as opposed to "hello" in place of "goodbye.)

Gang Starr "The Mall"
With lyrics like

I'm with you. I don't think I've heard a single 2010 album. Looks like I'll start with Leonard's "Satanist's dozen" though and hope to get up to speed by the time 2011 comes along.

Gelatin: Great av! I'm sure you're excited they're in the process of recording a new album. (I know I am.)

Anniversary of Metal Box
Congrats on a great column, Leonard, and here's to hoping you keep it going.