One of my favorite exchanges in movie history:

Searching for a woman that can stand your presence in the hope of legitimizing your Playboy TV-watching?

You guys also forgot Big!

A stupid question, but still I have to ask
Who still reads these terrible newspaper comics?

I haven't seen this yet
It sounds like the focus is Scandanavia and Varg (surprise!). I look forward to the day everyone moves forward and realizes that Varg is not the authority on black metal, and legitimate black metal is being made, and has been made, outside Scandanavia.

I saw Weird Al in concert recently and it was amazing. That guy really knows how to entertain. Also, he and his band are great musicians, so it's not just spectacle.

Only if you do 'em, like, blue and cream.

I seem to remember hearing that she was totally down for showing her boobs in The Island, but Michael Bay nixed it.

I think 90% of AV Club readers would like "Workingman's Dead," though many would refuse to admit it. Though not representative of the band's entire catalog, it's a solid fucking album that is grossly overlooked simply because it's a Grateful Dead album.

Record labels back then
Frank Zappa pointed out that "back then" there were still some of the old crusty label execs in charge, and because they were SO out of touch with what was cool they would just sign whatever bands the "kids" liked. He said that resulted in a lot of great music getting out. He also said that…

Is this some kind of firsty thing?
Far from it

"Dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherfucker."

Let's talk about the Langley School Music Project version of Desperado.

Lately I watch Mr. Show with the commentary more often than without.

Who made the trailer?
Don't studio releases usually have an entirely different team responsible for making the trailers?

I always thought Hearts of Darkness was made by Coppola's wife.

Good point about Johnny Sack. For people who think The Sopranos glamorized the mob world, Johnny Sack and Junior are examples of guys who couldn't have the relationships they wanted without serious repercussions. (Johnny: loving a woman who didn't fit contemporary definitions of beauty; Junior: going down on that…

As expensive as real turntables and a mixer might be, that cost is dwarfed by what a person will end up spending on records. Though I bet many good deals can be found on Craigslist, eBay, at garage sales, etc.

They should test this dangerous contraption on Bono
I hate that guy.

YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND AFTERWARDS, MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH