I wonder what the founding fathers would say if they knew a future US Congress would be graced with such pillars of society as an ex-Real World cast member?

Yes, it's never too late to enjoy some hawt gay sex in the Navy.

Was this just a subtle way of telling us all you have a job?

If only you were Jackie Chan, you wouldn't have failed so hard.

H8Rs gonna' H8.

Woke up this morning…

Oh yeah. Pop that balloon, baby. Pop that balloon…

T.I. should have rolled out quietly Avon Barksdale style.

The Soviet One had only flavor of gum.

USA #1!

Once you're in the ass, what then? How do you get back out? Leave a trail of bread crumbs?

U r rite, brah! *high fives Urrite*

That's the seventh nipple I've seen today.