Right. Regardless of whatever was happening with the writers and on-air talent, why didn't the network or either of the hosts demand a reschedule of down time. A lonely nation would be turning its eyes to Stewart and/or Colbert more than ever this week.

Of all the things I'd risk my entire future on by becoming a professional arm wrestler, the love and respect of the little boy in that movie would be last on the list.

Indian leg wrestling or GTFO

Le Poste d'Huff?

Just knowing that someone would consider "HelloGiggles" a cromulent name for a website and company run by adults is depressing beyond words. And I'll be goddamned if I'm clicking on the link to learn anything else.

*Sen. Ted Cruz begins working to shut down Saturday Night Live*

Sure. Have a black actress host, but book a white rapper.

Too bad downvoters are anonymous in NuDisqus. I know we'd all love to know who believes God wants humans to marry My Little Ponies.

Every faux Irish pub singer has assured me that only unicorns were made extinct by The Great Flood. Thank god we eventually got My Little Ponies to fill that ecological gap.

The director's cut of the Noah fable is called The Bible. And focus groups apparently hate it.

Nirvana probably shouldn't be inducted into the Rock 'n' Rol Hall of Fame. Sure, the band was hugely influential, but 99 percent of the bands inspired by Nirvana suck.

Exactly. "Perfect" is the perfect one-word description of Big Night. Not a word, a motion, a still shot nor a facial expression is wasted or out of place. And that final scene is devastating and redemptive at the same time. I could watch this movie once a week every week for the rest of my life.

Is Disqus Down Right Now

New Zealand is upside down on the bottom of the world. So "28" there is really "82".

You should be rioting because E.L. James and her Fifty Shades trilogy were robbed. ROBBED!

Lady Gaga often looks surprisingly like Todd Rundgren from this 1973 performance http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The band Europe kicked Sean's dog.

Sure, but everyone knows how hard it is to convince Germans to act as mindless automatons.

One quarter. Her mother was Minnie Ripperton.

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