Sounds like some AV Club Intern got this interview all mixed up with Noel Gallagher's…

"…creating a sound recalls Edward Sharpe And the Magnetic Zeros with a touch of Mumford & Sons"

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Nice Rutles reference, Prof.

I'm a huge M83 fan, but I honestly can't stand this album. Dude decided to take vocal lessons after going on tour with The Killers and Depeche Mode, but it sounds like he took them from the fucking Kings of Leon.

Women broke up due to a on-stage sibling fist fight.

Who will they spend their Sonic Golden Years with?

Looks like Sonic Youth just hit a Sonic Mid-Life Crisis!

Apotheosis, eh? I must have missed that final scene where Max Fischer, Herman Blume, Rosemary Cross and Co. transcend mortal existence and become gods…

Careful, Chuckee Jesus

I always think back to my second or third time though Rushmore, when I realized that despite the fact that the film ends with everyone on screen dancing, no one has what they want and an air of melancholy, if not downright depression, hangs heavy.

"Lucille Ball would never have played the aggressive, domineering nymphomaniac that Jennifer Aniston portrayed in ‘Horrible Bosses." -Patrick Wanis