I hate every ape I see
from ChimpanA to ChimpanZ
Oh you'll never make a monkey out of meeee.

That's why I have a Beast Man.

That's why I have a Beast Man.

Yes please.  I hope you're offering to all the other fans of this movie too.  There are dozens of us!  DOZENS!!!

Yes please.  I hope you're offering to all the other fans of this movie too.  There are dozens of us!  DOZENS!!!

Oh no you didn't.  Masters of the Universe is one of the great movies of the 80s… or any decade for that matter.  Frank Langella deserved an Oscar nod for his portrayal of Skeletor.  Truly a Shakespearean masterpiece! 

Oh no you didn't.  Masters of the Universe is one of the great movies of the 80s… or any decade for that matter.  Frank Langella deserved an Oscar nod for his portrayal of Skeletor.  Truly a Shakespearean masterpiece! 

But @avclub-e053e4f47a7ccbc51be254596e483d7c:disqus , you can't be interested in white men.  You're from two different worlds!

But @avclub-e053e4f47a7ccbc51be254596e483d7c:disqus , you can't be interested in white men.  You're from two different worlds!

This episode made me miss John Casey and his fabulous range of grunts.

broy is clearly the late lamented Brandon Roy.  May he rest in Pierce.

I have the weirdest boner

Like my poops…

Sophie's Moist

I haven't been this mad since He-Man knocked me into that lava pit and I said, "I'll be back!" and then I never came back…