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I bought a DVD of The Maxx from a local comic book store, thinking they had finally pushed it out to DVD. I was quite disappointed to find that it was just a really good bootleg copy of a VHS rip.

This is going to sound kind of obvious, but it's the opening scene in Up. This is mainly because my parents were in their home in another country at the time and my mother had a brain tumor and collapsed. They had built their house on a mountain side of an incredibly rural area. So my father had to carry her down

Couldn't be worse than Axl Rose.

Couldn't be worse than Axl Rose.

No one who speaks German is evil!

I remember the one episode where I actually got freaked out as a kid. It was the one where Betelgeuse got sick and it goes super trippy with nods to Edgar Allen Poe and having a very David Lynch "Eraserhead" feel to it.

I've had to film both types of prolapses for medical modules that my work uses to educate hospital residents.

Doesn't Bjork give good c-oral? You know what I say about Bjork and watery creatures; women and sea men don't mix. Good Reef!

Gambit was cool as a side character, not really as a main character. When he got his own stuff, it sucked.
It got even lamer when he joined up with Apocalypse.

I thought it was Guile's iPod playlist.

Wait do you mean climbing up on top of the bus or actually defecating in the bus?

Whatever happened to…
Postal Service? Is that band even still around anymore? Or was it the trouble they got into with UPS?

I think they should make this into the exact opposite where they just have a broadway play version… On ice! And then they splatter the audience with blood like a Gallagher sketch. Yup.

I just thought that they would go the easy route and make it the faster and furiouser to the fastest and the furiousest. Maybe even a prequel called the slow and the serious. And then the spin off called the gay and the curious.

And make it on VH1 and add love somewhere in the title. Merlin of Love or For the Love of Merlin.

Is it just me…
Or am I the only one who finds the most disturbing part that he's walking around bare foot while he's breaking chards of glass and mirrors.

Damn, I thought I could get two in one day.

A better title would have been
The first and the furious

Aliens?
The first alien was better.