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@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus , that happens on every AVC article.

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus , that happens on every AVC article.

She knows, and she's made peace with that.

And what about the best boy? They didn't call him that just for knowing his way around a set.

And what about the best boy? They didn't call him that just for knowing his way around a set.

Ice Cube will fuck off movie money, then serve you on the mic and make whitey feel funny.

Ice Cube will fuck off movie money, then serve you on the mic and make whitey feel funny.

You're right. Good Riddance is great for that, because it was always being misappropriated as a song to play at events that commemorated transitioning to the next "phase" of life. "Good Riddance" was, I think, the last song played at my eighth grade class' end-of-the-year dance. I'll bet you can figure out my…

@Scrawler2:disqus — I believe it's "tuge her."

@Scrawler2:disqus — I believe it's "tuge her."

What's wrong with wanting to be a porn star?

What's wrong with wanting to be a porn star?

I'm a "male gay" who likes Russ Meyer movies.

I'm a "male gay" who likes Russ Meyer movies.

The next book the AV Club releases should be a compilation of commenter debates about which episode killed The Simpsons.

The next book the AV Club releases should be a compilation of commenter debates about which episode killed The Simpsons.

Thanks for helping me make that connection. I knew there was a resemblance…but to WHOM?

Thanks for helping me make that connection. I knew there was a resemblance…but to WHOM?