Isn't she the lead ?

Apparently yes.

two hilts a lower one for your hand and a higher with the beam

They use the hilt part to light their cigars.

And the X wing pilot clearly just had pizza;

To clarify I have nothing against the shot itself I think it's pretty cool. but i was doubting they could do that kind of looping tracking shot with a model.

At first I thought the gal riding the matchstick box was portman . It's confusing.

Were they ?

JJ abrams is so afraid of the Jar Jar effect that there is actually zero alien creature in this trailer !

i'm in the bathroom too , high five !

PR at Disney

This reminds me of that movie about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy, you know ? He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin ! His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister ….

And now that you corrected it I look like an arsehole .

He can only keep his sword hard by abusing it verbally.

"Fun fact for aging hipsters: 97 days from now the original Star Wars movie will be as old as the 1939 version of Wizard Of Oz"

In the first prototype the handle was also a lightsaber.

Merchandise !

With the right mindset everything looks like a clit tickler

I was thinking that too. I'm bracing for Han Solo using the millenium falcon fridge as an escape pod.

My stormtroopers will make you shit yourself with your mouth open.