I believe you win a sex worker.

Adventures in Transitioning

I had mentioned two weeks ago I had spent some slightly sexy times with a woman and had been enjoying chatting with a cute genderqueer person on Tinder. Both of those went nowhere because I didn't really click with the genderqueer person and the woman has worse anxiety than me. I decided to stay on the online dating…

Who the hell sends someone a random picture of their husband's erect penis on Grindr?

YES! DAN SAID "HIRE A SEX WORKER" IN THE SECOND SENTENCE OF THE FIRST RESPONSE.

After all, I think the most iconic moment of this season came from Untucked (Aja's Linda Evangelista rant).

Ugh, you guyyyyyyys.

FACT: Chance the Rapper is great.

Thank you. I am doing better and teaching some very sweet special ed kids really helped. I'm not sure if the school really will do anything, but I really do hope something happens. (And I'm the type of person who advocates against suspending students.)

Whew. I'm safe.

It's $80 for me to have internet through Spectrum. I miss the days of paying $50 for faster internet with RCN in Chicago.

Depending on a child's age, I think divorce is generally hard. I was okay with it because of how mature I was, but Other Sister was devastated and acted out a lot at school as a result. That said, I think you already have a good foundation because you know how you and Mrs. Cookie handle your problems—which,…

Having been somewhat involved in the Chicago theater community, I am just convinced arts attract abusers and make it easier for them to get away with their shit.

I like the art museum, but I'm a bigger fan of the history and science museum, of which I am a member.

He would have a lot of nightmares and I would wake him up when I heard him screaming and end up holding him in the wee hours of the morning. She was, from all accounts, absolutely awful and her jokes weren't even funny. Some of them I heard from other people that involved the guy I dated were borderline anti-Semitic…

It's a rare instance where I hope students get expelled from our district, which is an honest to God thing that can happen.

I'm just sitting here thinking, "There are places that started their summer vacation already?!"

I have one week until I go to New York and I might have a reading tutoring opportunity over the summer.

I cried five separate times during the movie and absolutely adored every second of it, largely because it did dive so deep into the Greek mythology aspect, which was something I enjoyed about the DC 52 reboot.

Some students outed me as trans on a messaging app—I didn't recognize the UI—and so now a bunch of students at one of the schools in my district think I'm trans (which is true, but I don't broadcast it to students), which meant I got the shit beat out of me by a few students on Thursday. The administration at that…