Oh God, I'm so sorry.

I'm almost tempted to rescue you from rural Wisconsin and bring you to Big City Wisconsin, which, no, does not mean Appleton.

WHERE AM I GOING TO GET MY BOGOSIAN FIX?

I really wish I could post a photo in my comment that's the back of a zine on good consent and lists every different way a person can say "no" and that it means "no."

Nope. I remember her first initial is B, but I cannot remember her last name. He always referred to her by her first name, as did his friends.

That's always a rough situation, Cookie. I explained to my therapist that I generally act like the dog surrounded by fire saying, "This is fine" when I'm in a relationship. I can see the end coming from a mile away—especially with the girl I was in a relationship with the longest—but I just keep smiling and saying,…

SAY THAT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

I kind of want to use cock cages as a punishment for men like this.

Agree. As someone who is a teacher, it's really horrifying to hear what girls are doing because they think it's normal. What is a little comforting is when other female students get concerned and say, "Yo, Mr. Guy, is this shit normal? Is it okay?" Which then I have a meaningful conversation with the students about…

This is why I stopped using free sights—well, that and an essay Jiz Lee wrote on why we should all pay for porn. After all, my favorite porn video is still a woman getting turned on watching a guy build IKEA furniture for her and then they have sex and run around naked post-sex, splashing each other with water.

SAY THIS AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

Wait, you're supposed to hide lube?!

Ah, vaseline. That takes me back to my days of condom demonstrations.

I've taken to using them at work!

I just started loudly cursing in English and German when I read this because of how horrified I was.

I dated a guy last year who had previously been with a woman who was very emotionally abusive of him in the name of making "art." (She was a comedian.) It was very difficult for me because he would describe how demeaning him and what he did fueled her comedy sets, but he had made it so normalized in his brain.

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS SO ANNOYING WHEN I REALIZED THAT AFTER MY MIRENA WAS PLACED.

I had a conversation with students who were using "booty eater" as an insult towards a male student where I asked them, "And you don't think women don't enjoy that? There will come to be a point where you realize a lot of people have different tastes and when you have issues with it and leverage it as an attack…

I teach lower elementary. Apparently Generation Z will go back to TVs.

Marv just yells at everyone, "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"