Aww, thanks Shulkie.

This is why I didn't say "hi" to that attractive guy at the bar.

The comforting thing is she's generally regarded as the crazy one in our family and I have 20 years of her doing things to make my life miserable. It's easier to let this roll off my back and just focus on me.

I also didn't care for the animated movie…

As laylowmoe points out below, they're usually non-consensual. It's just "Here's my dick!"

I have a BA in political journalism and I do judge people on where they get their news. But similarly, as much as I enjoy Harry Potter, I can talk at length about Philip Roth and the exploration of the Jewish assimilation in 20th century America. (I unmatched with a guy over the weekend when he said he doesn't really…

I believe I had read about Ghosty, although I might be confusing Ghosty with Stillsaw's posts? (It's after midnight, I had some drinks, so I'm very sorry. I really am, Lord Stoneheart) Still, it sucks and as the woman I hung out with this weekend said, "Don't ghost. Ghosting is rude."

And with that ladies and gentlemen and people who are neither ( I don't know a good shorthand word I apologize and feel free to tell me one)

I was hanging out at a bar—NO, NOT THAT BAR—and there was a cute guy with a beard sitting at the end. I kept looking at him while I sipped my beer and the bartender told me to go after it. "He's never talked to me as to if he's into men, so it's worth a shot.

I kind of wish all guys had stories as elaborate as the exhibitionist on Tinder when they send me dick pics.

I think so. Or at the very least, they had a form of Uber where the entire fleet was just black town cars. I know my dad took an Uber in Detroit where the driver wore a pressed tailored suit and had water bottles for customers in his Lincoln Town Car, but that's an exception to the rule, I think.

On the other hand, it seems like a lot of drivers do both Uber and Lyft (or another one, depending on the market). Most drivers where I live and any Lyft driver I've had in New York do both. If anything, I feel sorry for drivers who would lose a chunk of their income because Uber would be gone.

A friend of mine used to drive for Lyft but stopped in the winter because her commute to and from her day job was insanely long. She loved it and Lyft does a much better job of monitoring the condition of vehicles in its fleet. I've seen rusted out vehicles for Uber in my city. She can't drive her relatively…

I'm convinced people only know what Baywatch is through jokes and Pamela Anderson.

Watched Gossip Girl and MST3K, drank some good beer, went cycling, saw The Lovers. I really enjoyed The Lovers, but the third act and the character of the son kept me from loving it like Logan and 20th Century Women.

AS1 gave us a line about a father fucking Marlene Dietrich. S9 had a queen as Marlene Dietrich.

And this is why I delete my account and uninstall Tinder.

When it comes to rough stuff, or even an act the other partner isn't familiar with, I am always asking, "How are you doing?" or "How does this feel?"

A lot of my favorite people are couples. I had a running joke with one couple about how I'm everyone's favorite third wheel.

Ack, bad proofreading. I was blaming the general climate on Tumblr because I was following some trans Tumblrs and a lot of them had people who felt a little boyish or a little girlish and wanted to stick it to the patriarchy, so they said they were non-binary. It's probably not just that, but a lot of friends in real…