The Adventures of Other Guy: Now Holocaust Denier Free!

I'm counting that as a success for the week.

I mean, Robin Williams in The Birdcage was about as nuanced as they got. And the line about how Arnold can barely laugh got a huge laugh from me.

I think that's why it has seven fucking showings at the movie theater I usually go to with my mom.

As fun as it is, good lord, Kevin Kline plays a drama teacher who is obsessed with Barbra Streisand and fails to assert his masculinity when "I Will Survive" starts playing.

Unless we see The Shack just so we can see how long we can go before I start humming "Love Shack."

Christ, the Relay for Life sounds like a shitshow.

I didn't post last week because I was fast asleep after an exhausting date with a douchebag, but I want to start of by saying I really didn't care for Beauty and the Beast. I loved the prologue and Kevin Kline, but the new songs were garbage. There was also a much more interesting film in my head where Maurice teaches…

I have a purple fedora that is constructed so one half of the bill swoops over an eye. It's a hat a man once declared as being "so fine, even Prince himself is jealous."

At the very least, Mel Gibson is teaching in the district that serves the city that's the butt of all jokes in our area. It's also a district on the verge of bankruptcy because no one can budget.

Thank you, love.

One warning: I might be a little wary of going because there is a writer for AV Club who sexually harassed me years ago (read: more than 5 years ago) and last I knew, he lives in Chicago and I only know that because people who used to be my friends regularly posted pictures of hanging with him. So my trepidation is…

It was also a great way to praise the student for being still and quiet while we were in the hallway! I asked him if he was in stealth mode like (goes into Will Arnett impression) Batman.

I'm happy we live in a world where people presumably know who Carrie Coon is.

It's a porn festival, which seems right up my alley since I'm running around advocating for ethical porn consumption. (And I put my money where my mouth is by supporting A Four Chambered Heart's Patreon so I can get some really great porn, including porn with great portrayals of trans bodies.)

Especially Anus Physics. I'd rather be attacked by students than be in the same room as him again.

I second this. I asked out someone recently and know they're not into me, so now when I see them instead of getting tongue-tied and going crazy with lust, I just kind of mentally acknowledge, "Oh hey, he just walked by" and move on with my life. It's a little trickier when they're not into your entire gender, so…

I can't imagine that.

Both Anus Physics and one of his friends work for the same school district I work for. While none of us work for the same school, his friend regularly talks shop with me and we compare notes on schools and administrators. She also wished me good luck on my blind date that fell through and is who pushed me and PB to go…

I don't know why he's giving them relationship advice, but I have conversations about students about Lego Batman and why anyone can be our friend because I teach kindergarten.