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Hagbard Celine
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why downplay skepticism and / or atheism…
…when the controversy is guaranteed to put bums in seats?
Ahhh, for a brave studio (as if that weren't enough of a contradiction in terms)

Amy adams is the nicest celebrity with whom i've yet worked
100% sweetie.

"Why would the Devil send Sam to his mistress' house, and then act so pissed off when Sam inevitably starts talking to her?"
0) Because he's Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
1) Absolutely: the Shaitan is playing dumb and obvious, and
2) Sam will never figure him out, particularly the part about
3) the "God" / "Devil" duality being

I would definitely LARP if I could do it in a British supermarket, using fruit as weapons.
Yarp.

Why did they watch our shows just to not laugh?

george clinton still owes me five bucks

my mouth:junior mints inside outs :: old married couple:
Pegging.
These li'l bastards make me so horny!

I mean "nabin," of course
I'm such an *

Okay, I fell for it
The Ruth Gordon-bating, that is.
Read it correctly the second time, after scooping my jaw off the floor.
Well played, Nabin1

"unprecedented anthropomorphizing ?"
Krazy Kat?

"Good. I think some of what you're saying makes sense."
Wow.

…I prolly won't feel it anyway.
Nevermind.

this film is actually based on my autobiography, so…
…a little sensitivity, please.

i'm of the "greatest hits / best of" albums do count camp
So:
13th birthday
"Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy," coupled with "Hooligans."
We are the Mods! We are the Mods! Weareweareweare the Mods!

I think this is the first AVC review in history…
…with which I absolutely agree.
Not that you care, but still.
Fuck, William's a MORON!

"Which Cougars Want to Date a Tiger?"
AKA
"The Lady or the-
Well, you know.

William is easily the dumbest so-called "geek" (this technically makes him a "dork," for you scoring at home) that I've ever seen.
And I went to an S/E University PACKED with stupid geeks.

…Velvet Revolver

Take 5 is at least the Blind faith…
…of candy.

Mantan Moreland?
All these years, I thought that Nabin was secretly Rudy Ray Moore.