ODDLY, "requisite punk rock teenage son"
…is the name of their forthcoming album.

does sy sell cds at *$s?
I did not know that.
Ouch.

NOT THEIR "BEST" ALBUMS, IMHO, BUT…
SY has definitely avoided the Black Hole of Suck for nearly 27 years now.
Saw them in Santa Fe' two days after all of their cusomized gear (20 years' worth, at that time) had been stolen in LA.
On borrowed equipment, they sounded every bit as specifically, professionally and precisely…

or just changed the name
…to Sonic Middle Aged.
Still one of my faves of all time.

can we be mean to them if we kill their puppies first?
As a

"nabin" is his b-boy name
"Mr. Rabin," if you're nasty.

comedy = tragedy + time
+ breasts.
Hopefully.
On an "unrated" DVD.
In six months.
That's actually the saddest part of these wacky-marginal-sports-comedy satires: the "unrated" DVDs, promising more … something …
Oh, and they're never Amy Adams' or Jenna Fischer's breasts either. Not that I approve of such things.

My shoes still smell like CBGB & OMFUG floors
And I haven't played there since 1988ce. Actually, maybe the shellac of bodily fluids is what's held these shoes together for so long.

reading proust for the rest of my life
And Joyce, too.
Those fuckers!

Cobra cleerwater revival
That's a great story.
Mainly, I got dork-happy to see a fellow Burqueno on this site.

why don't the things whose appeal i fail to understand
…steam?

to feel like a white, by carlos mencia
See, white folks drive like this, but Latinos drive like…
uh, like…
…hang on, lemme go ask George Lopez.

Oh, and
MITCHELL!

mitchell!
Wasn't the "Mitchell" film from MST3K a failed pilot?
They continually rag on it for being a poor "Rockford Files" rip-off (Which executive green-lighted the concept of Mitchell being MORE of a slob than Rockford?!?); did I imagine that it was also a pilot? Just curious.

Mick St. John
Heh.
Also: ABC did produce one good comedy recently. "The Knights of Prosperity" was (is?) funny to me.

nashville
Will they be performing "I'm Easy (Carradine, not Ritchie, thank you)?"
And talking over each other while the camera points in a different direction?
I'd watch that.
Again.

ban on onstage smoking
Can anyone even get close enough to him to breathe his demonic second-hand smoke?

cobra
Don't tell me you missed Def Leppard with Journey at the Journal Pavilion?!?!?!?

anyway, "tron" was based on the bible
Did you see how much David Warner looked like Moses in that one?

as joseph smith read from his hat:
"Sometimes it's okay to go ass-to-mouth."