Is this an invitation to turn the names of AVC writers into Dinosaurs? Because if so, allow me to submit:
Tobiassaurus
Zulkaratops
Toddadactyl (or is Vanderraptor better?)
Parasaurolophipps
Gallimurray

No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.