Dear @avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus ,

LCD Soundsystem would beat these pussies in a tickle fight.

Needs more Anal Goat.

Convict Wes Hightower, livin the vida loca.

White people be listenin' to metal.

Yer mom is so skinny and also has such a poor demeanor that she is a skeletonwitch.

Can't listen. Choking on woolen scarf.

You misspelled "stick it between the cushions."

Needs more beets.

ROAD HOUSE FUCK YEAH SWAYZE MY MAN

Jack Mehoff. Paging Jack Mehoff.

I don't know the show, but it sounds quite fetching.

PIZZA HOOSE!

Ahh, too bad you got a little, George Costanza thing going on.

BY THE THRICE BE-SHITTEN SHROUD OF LAZARUS!

Who is the ad wizard who came up with that one?
The Aztecs didn't even know what the wheel was!

Show me the Carfax, BITCH!

"One more minute? Are you f*cking kidding me, man?!?"

Yes, @avclub-ef88a9ba99af7706e3e80e418f482e0a:disqus , under the Stuart dynasty, the entire English language was thrown out and re-created from scratch. Ever heard of Shakespeare you pedantic twat?

No it isn't: this is: