Dear @avclub-064c0ef4a23df8f620a08724825694d5:disqus , 
Eat a bag of dicks.
Love,
Anal_Goat

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,And they're likeIt's better than yours,Damn right it's better than yours,I can teach you, But I have to chargeI know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.They lose their minds, The way I wind,I think its time[Chorus x2]La la-la la la,Warm it…

According to Citizens United SCOTUS say:
Institutions am people.

Can't.
Stop.
Splooshing.

::vomits in mouth, shoots new Pope::

Meh. Needs more striking and blowing.

Fuck you, The Killing.

"By the hairy balls of Jesus!"

I need no further proof than this: he wrote a fucking yoga memoir.

I'd like to put something in that hot russian.
Maybe slip it in her Iron Curtain.

Like GWAR, Limehouse slathers his BBQ in whore blood.

HUA-TUL-CO

Low is fucking awesome and so is this.
Curtain Hits the Cast is one of the greatest albums of all time.

What's a band?

"If you're coming ON person" see also most recent episode of Girls

Grass don't grow on a playground, bitch.

No, but fapping in front of your mom and sister does.

"Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air. "

Yes. There have been no good bands since Uncle Tupelo.
He said snidely.

ANY GOOD STREAMING PARTY INCLUDES LOTS OF GATORADE BEFORE HAND AND DOG COLLARS!