Yeah, we changed our name. What of it? Would you listen to band called Huffheins the Brotherhood?

With this idea you have become my new favorite person.

Everyone knows that when you play a Rahssian in a movie it's important to . . . pause before saying a word you want to . . . emphasize

We got 36 chambers. And you hurt damn near every one . . .

I was pleased to see Disney XD mentioned in this article, but I was OVERJOYED to see your comment. You simply cannot go too far in damning that sh*t.

Would love to see the South Park version of this. They really nail those j'mons.

There was a moment during one of the dressing room scenes in Magic Mike when Joe Maganiello was using a penis pump and I was all like, Are they gonna start time traveling?

Kind of surprised this isn't a Newswire story

Your shoppin' cart fills up
'Cuz we bring . . . prices down

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one . . . but that's enough to take advantage of this year's Toyota Sell-A-Thon!

Dibs on the middle!

Actually, we were eating rotisserie chicken . . .

What if they were . . . found footage jumpscares?

Well, Zach Snyder allows indexes in his Apache configuration, so a little WGET magic is all that's necessary to Rastify the entire Jesse Eisenberg. Kid's stuff.

The Energy Company made a huge mistake trying to push him out of the game.

Not sure how I did it, but fiddled around with the buttons and got a passable version of Third Eye Blind's "Semi-Charmed Life"

Don't forget Rizzoli. And Isles!

I'm on your side! By my count you've judged Double-Hawk three times. Don't get complacent. Again!

Keep going!

Upvoted for the idea of being redeemed by becoming good at parkour.