You've got the seed of the most touching porno ever made. Keep going!

I feel for you, brother. My David Bowie One-Eye-is-Green-the-Other-is-a-Nipple tat didn't work out so well either.

My dad never believed that my love of ABC would amount to anything. But then I XYZ and showed him—and the world—the power of 123.

It's Little MISTER Sunshine! [Emphasis mine]

As an unapologetic Bill Maher hater I was looking forward to reading this article, but the character name gimmick made me stop. An inexcusably bad creative decision.

I would prefer a full-sized sculpture so that Anton can be wearing a bandolier and dual-wielding M60s, but otherwise yes . . .

A prominently displayed object that doesn't seem important at the time proves to be very important to the story later on.

Hmmm. Was trying to be funny rather than right. I guess I'll just have to try again another time.

You don't get it, man. There never was a "grunge." Just a bunch of corporations trying to label a scene so they could sell overpriced flannel shirts and OK Soda and tickets to the movie Singles, directed by Cameron Crowe.

Looks a little too faithful to the book for my tastes. 

What, no Johnny Five?

Well we all hang down
Like the balls in the sack hanging down

Looks more like a nutsack to me. Instant Karma, indeed.

Thank you for mentioning Sherman's March.

As a person who loves art (but hates artists) I feel as if someone has designed the perfect reality for me. 

As a person who loves art (but hates artists) I feel as if someone has designed the perfect reality for me. 

"You'll never guess what happened to me today. I cheated death."

"You'll never guess what happened to me today. I cheated death."

As long as you can follow up that happiness with feelings of shame at having compromised your integrity for a little conventional success then that would be acceptable.

As long as you can follow up that happiness with feelings of shame at having compromised your integrity for a little conventional success then that would be acceptable.