You'd think Yuengling would be all over it…but that'd be a little too cool for america's oldest brewery. They seem to be sticking with the puppies-on-pint-glasses approach for now.

WHO GIVES A DAMN CRANK 2 IS ON NETFLIX INSTANT NOW!!!!1!

I love that no one around here has forgotten the infamous Crank 2 grade…

Cleveland Park, representing for Vace pizza and the fancy new walgreens. Teh Dude, head north on 11th and go to Meridian Pint, snag one of those table taps.

It's never too late to set a motherfucker straight.

I'll direct you to the "Loose rhetorical sense:"

Why go to college? Why go to night school?

I think saying "Memento - ended with a twist" is a bit of an oversimplification of the film, don't you think?

Not to split hairs, here, but they weren't the same African Elephants we're thinking of today:

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SOMEONE EXPLAINING HOW DIE HARD IS BASED ON SHAKESPEARE THAT'S THE WILDEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD…honestly. I'm very curious about this.

This show
is just fucking awful these days, in my opinion.

The Bullet
I predicted what would happen with that bullet as soon as the arms dealer tossed it over to the twins…but it was still cool, especially the gore (gray matter?) ending up on the camera. That was one hell of an ending.

Incorrect, Jorge. Here in Texas, liquor is only in liquor stores…you're thinking beer and wine. Not the same, my friend. Not the same at all. Perhaps you're confusing us with our lax liquor friend to the east, Louisiana, where the gas stations stock the liquor over by the slot machines, next to the fireworks.

The Lawyers
As someone who has to deal with the serious (and shitty) side of attorneys every day, I'm glad this show makes sure they're as comical as possible. Skylar's lawyer has a smart-ass comment for everything, and Saul, he's probably my favorite character.

Richard D, the BIG ASS FRIES comment is easily the best reference on this thread