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How is Glenn Greenwald still a thing?

Fucking Alt-Center. Just call them what they are.

That fucking font seems sinister. Segoe Print? That's the font of despots.

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

A fun, family film in which your children can learn about leering drunkenly at little girls and using the insult penisbreath.

No, Brexit is dumber than Trump, because a majority of people voted for Brexit.

Why not exercise your frustrations away with a 100-yard daesh.

Boredom's bragging banter blasts banal bebopping

That's great and all, but it's not really a Dad Joke until you've made it at least twelve times is it? That's just wit.

I'll save you the trouble.

Oh my god, that's incredible! Where did they find three kids who liked broccoli!?

My eldest fell out of love with chorizo around 7 or 8. So, y'know, it could still happen even with normal variation between children and with all the other influences that might pull them through. I wish I'd known it at the time instead of getting frustrated with her.

It's like these people have never even read Ayn Rand, Queen of the Railways.

Objection! That's clearly the internationally-approved method of protecting your bags from some jackass standing on them by keeping them between your legs.

NEW MCCARTHYISM!!

I've come to the conclusion that kids and movies are like kids and food. When they're young they eat anything because it's food and you made it and their taste buds aren't really developed yet and they won't even notice the ghost blowjob scene. Then there's a long period of being too sensitive to things, so they need

I thought it was because people were always calling him Siddig, because they thought it was his first name.

That's why they're using A/B testing. A is putting you in touch with mental health organisations. B is more NRA ads.

Facebook is turning into Alpha Complex so subtly most people will not even get the reference.

The thing is, since we are all flawed human beings I don't doubt he has done something stupid at some point in his life. I also have faith that, like many human beings, if a stupid thing he did was revealed, his apology would be sincere and make you feel better for your own failings and vow to be as gracious in