Oh. I thought it was going to be something technical like it being in Supermacromation rather than Supermarionation, or how it was so confusing, in a hawk-themed TV show, to have the main character's nickname be 'Tiger' that it is automatically disqualified from being included as evidence in any Cold War thinkpieces…

*Gurney Halleck voice*

Ok, I give up. Why is Terrahawks not included?

I'm sure GRRM won't be offended, because he's such a jolly old elf, but I bet there's some authors who would think this is the most disrespectful thing since the infamous 'Actual D&D Monster or Random Keys Hit By A Drunken Cat?' competition in Dragon #237.

It's been very difficult for Trump supporters recently, as the time it takes them to type out a tweet/comment/status update claiming that his latest statement is proof of how clever he is and how he will win everything is now almost exactly the same as the time it takes Trump to completely change his mind and say the…

*crude yet accurate statement*

No, he's just one of the few writers with a recognisable name.

The A.V. Club

CRUZ/PALIN 2016 - WE BELONG DEAD

Oh, well, that's just smart casting.

He's united the Senate! Admittedly against him, but still. Also, one time he read the whole of a Dr. Seuss book. Let's see Lamar Alexander do that.

Don't Wake the B**** In Apartment 23

It's just 'Dognapper'.

"It says right here, Featured Melted-face!"

He would be perfect for a new Munsters reboot.

You know, Ted Cruise.

I can't read "Kingsglaive" and not hope for a stealth Krull sequel.

And the opening theme will be a remix of Materia Girl.

Stylish, black and white, artfully shot and finding menacing potential in a ticking clock sounds like The Haunting.

Selling weapons to the Iranians?