Kristin Scott-Thomas, for her seminal essay 'Why the Chavs of London aren't as glamourous as the rich Parisiennes who I assume are completely representative of their nation'?

They didn't call Saint Peter the rock that Jesus built his church on for nothing.

Patagonian Tooth Fish: A Good Name Change Story

Gadzooks! That is what the wellspring that bore ye had sayeth unto me when I tarried with her yestereve within her bedchamber.

I feel that à la carte cable is mostly wanted by people who don't know that à la carte is French for 'paying more money for the illusion of control even though you are eating the same bottom-feeding catfish in the cream of Sum Yung Guy, condemned army surplus horse testicles in onion gravy with microwaved defrosted…

The Netflix model is to make you pay more per month to watch the two
or three newish things that you actually want to watch plus a load of repeats than you would ever consider paying just to watch those two or three things plus repeats by surrounding them with a lot of stuff - not all of it crud! - that you will…

Folks, I think we've found Trump's VP pick.

Cut out all your indulgences with this new 100% organic Diet of Worms!

Women are only allowed to show around 80% of a man's outrage over their lifetimes. Although, of course, this is completely fair as they all take years out of their outrage careers in order to be full-time mothers who, let's remember, can not show outrage at anything. So it all works out.

Aw, that sucks. Why would anyone who's not just some snot-nosed little brother sneaking into their sibling's bedroom do that and keep posting?

He's good at pouches!

He's the World Champion of Ironic Mispellings, Typos and Literals and three-time All-American Muphry's Law Hall of Famer.

I would have assumed that was true for Erica Henderson as well, except she's not in that list either. Oh well.

How sad that the one chance Bale had to use his natural melliflous Welsh tones and he didn't take it.

Amateur! You should leverage it into making her watch something that she doesn't want to watch normally. Like you shaving your back hair. Or CSI: Cyber.

Feck!

Well the way I see it is, if you're not willing to be weird every now and then you'll never get to type the words sentient orkoid shopping centre.

How does that make it better? 'Hi, I'm Lucy Pevensie. I spent the last ten years of my life plowing my way through every available noble Calormen. Plus some Calorwomen. Also hunting. And now I'm eight again. What time's the choo-choo?'

They all float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

And we're this close to a President Clinton getting in trouble for receiving oral sex from an intern while in the Oval Office.