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"Hey you, stop pirating music! Give money to our next un-spectacular album".

I certainly think Bobby should learn about JFK from someone other than the guy who wrote about defeating a space-spiderclown with a sewer gangbang.

I feel strongly that Bobby needs to read more than one book.

It really brought home the message of how it's wrong to let people starve to death at particular times of the year.

They can handwave it away as The Gas-Leak Universe

The Wrath of Kahn? Is it because fifteen is Nicholas Meyer's limit on schnitzengruben?

Well sure, you should always wash the brain before eating it.

For Our Consideration: Why More Films Should Use Third-Person Singular Gender-Neutral Present Tense Imperatives

I'm sorry.

The people who are smug because they have too much free time.

Marvel's Agents of V.E.A.L.

Poltroon?

If they simply made a show about a corrupt cop who breaks all the rules in order to deliver what he thinks is justice, people would just assume it was the news and switch channels.

And then he hears an ultrasonic beep from his friend Jimmy Olsen's signal watch, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the Daily Planet for some more full penetration. Hears watch. Back to the newsroom, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and

If you're in the Gaiman, haven't you gone past all the really R-rated stuff? You need to go back and take a hard right at the intersection of Miller and Ditko.

It's going to be so great, people are going to get tired from how great it will be.

Yes, Man of Steel got it wrong by deciding to not be created in the 1980s when people were most worried about the massive collateral damage that would be created if two superpowers decided to fight it out and instead was created in a time in which it's just an unending series of assholes, each one worse than the last

It's like saying that when the more, um, religious candidates dropped out all their followers should have gone to Cruz instead of someone who has many New York friends. Didn't turn out that way. Most of Cruz's supporters would probably vote Trump over Rubio because they don't want an Hispanic in the White House. And

Why did Chris Christie, the largest Republican presidential candidate, not simply eat the other thirty two?

Well sure, but not for the violence but because everyone's smoking.