It's a bit weird to assume that there has to be an ultimate enemy. But if there is, 'everyone' is probably a safe, if twee, bet.

Given the difficulty level I'm impressed. He could easily claim Veni, Vidi, Vichy.

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It would be nice if people would give credit where credit's due and make the change from Rashomon-style to The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner-style.

Do people from Minnesota not have Twitter accounts? Is it… forbidden?

The best response to easy jokes is to tell better jokes.

Classic case of Believe-Your-Own-Hype Syndrome.

The bit where he was reinvented as a romantic lead was, in many ways, the beginning of the end for him, as it has been for so many other expats.

It's odd that people can confuse 'The court jester says the things that other people won't say' with 'If you say something other people won't say, that makes you a court jester'.

In America, when you give answer you put it in form of a question. In Soviet Russia, when they ask question they put it in form of an answer.

I think you may have confused laziness with finiteness.

Huh?

Ah, the mid-40s. When a private eye staking out a shady bookstore could suggest to the salesgirl of another bookstore across the street that she take off her glasses, close up for the rest of the day and get stinko on pre-war Scotch.

If you believe that Space Mutiny was meant to be a parody of good science-fiction, then it clearly is not only the most competent in achieving its goals but more competent than Spaceballs.

What is '99% of films released for general viewing', Alex.

No they aren't!

No you don't!

I'm hired! I hope I don't get fired!
In 40 years I'll be retired!
But for now I'm simply hired!

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

He's not been in Pamela Adlon née Segall.