Oh, well in that case I'll overlook the incest.

They laughed at me when I insisted on repeatedly watching the Muppet Show, just to commit the many, many, many porcine jokes to memory. But now I can honestly say at least he got the pig to stop singing. Wohahhhahaha.

Democracy is the theory that the dead pigs know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
- H.L. Mencken

And we all know why… Humans taste like chicken! Zombies taste like crap!.

Because 'Peg' wasn't her given name, but a nickname based on her favourite bedroom activity.

Wasn't that one where he took 'address the chair' literally?

I wonder at what point Simpsons viewers who recognised scenes like that as parodies of an original, rather than as their first exposure to a scene, went from majority to minority.

I would guess it is harder to write a two-parter if you start off by imagining what you want to be the awesome cliffhanger moment, and then work backwards from there. And since Moffat definitely seems to be one of the 'Think Of A Cool Thing Then Fill In The Blanks' creators (Seriously - how many times have you read or…

TMWRNJ!

- One of the fattest? Or maybe… the fattest? Go on, Mrs Doyle, would you say I'm the fattest housewife in Westport?
- Well… I'd say you might be… the second fattest.

No-one who speaks Spanish could be an evil man…

Rimboy 2 Madn3ss

Is he not a millionaire already? What happened America?

Yeah, some good who want to help us and some bad who want to kill, eat and rape us. Except I just looked it up and I think it was Prey, and we were the Neanderthals*.

The A.V. Club
we are literally wasting our lives talking about stupid garbage

I don't know if it's a favourite, but I did just watch it… The Flash, 'Out of Time', "You'd have to be a Weather Wizard. Ooh, I've been waiting since week one to use that one."

Wasn't there a show a few years back that had the premise that the Neanderthals had never died out - they had assimilated, kept quiet over the centuries, waiting for their time to strike. Which is now. Well, then. Also they had super strength.

She could always go on Carrousel. She might renew.

Yeah, only now are people having to face the consequences of saying things that make them look like jerks.

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