Wowzers
The douche-bag, elitist hipster set are on this board in full force. I so enjoy the talentless vehemently attacking the talented.

Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes are excellent for the new comics reader. Fuck peanuts!

It was awesome when they introduced ghosts into Baywatch lore… wait, awesome isn't the right word….

Schindler's Alf! A lighthearted romp about a German textile magnate and his lovable alien side-kick who get into all sorts of zany escapades in 1930's Europe.

Loved the Jaws ref. from Racist.

am I the only person who thought that The Hangover wasn't directly handed down from the gods of comedy and was kind of a middling hit and miss affair?

Irreversible is the hardest movie to watch.

I smoked some Spirit of The Eagle and that shit flew me to the moon.

Elle Fanning is rocking the moppet status now.

Megan Fox is a talentless cunt.

Rescue Me had a dwarf that could read horses moods and thus pick the winner at the track but then it turned out that he was just lying because he wanted to fuck Lenny Clark. Yeah, you read that right.

I wish they would make a movie about a really sweet, well-adjusted father whose life turns to shit and at the end he leaves his wife and two doe-eyed little moppets for some slutty waitress with a bad bleach job and they move off to Wyoming to live in a trailer court and sell knick-knacks and brick-a-brack by the side…

If you did have to suck on some balls, Irish balls would be the best…..(they taste like Guinness)

Can you dig it?

They did make a sequel to Escape From New York which was set in L.A. and while the world didn't stop turning I did have to leave the theater out of frustration….. I couldn't get my zipper down and I have a huge man-crush on Kurt "John Burton" Russell.

When the red, red robin goes bob, bob, bobbin' along…

Props to Black Badger for ripping off Patton Oswalt. You, sir, are the Carlos Mencia of the A.V.

"has hopefully moved on to listening to…soft rock… "

Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. I enjoy the refreshing taste of Dr. Pepper y'all better make way?

What about Zoidberg?