Cool story, Larry.

The same wind blows through your feet and mine, Miller.

On you, maybe.

Pretty sure he posted here just two weeks ago (link, assuming these boards can handle such things). It was illuminating.

I think the AV Club's intent, when interviewing people we all know are worse than ten Holocausts, isn't to interrogate the celebrity, it's to challenge (and sometimes confirm) our opinions of them.

The point is to let him speak for himself without driving the interview into a hostile atmosphere that could warp his answers and make him look worse. Not that making him look good is the point; it's to provide him with plenty of rope and see what he does with it.

Or is he a mother to a brood of smaller tow trucks..? I've been wondering this same thing.

Well, let me see here.. yep, it's all this foreign stuff that's got your system backed up. Mix in some Die Hards and the works of Roland Emmerich and see if things don't start flowing a lot more smoothly.

I wish I could hate you for whatever you did, but nonstop fucking post deletion has once more eliminated something that was probably pretty funny. So tragically, I can only hate whoever deleted it instead.

I met Nick Ashford at a party once. Somewhere in Midtown. He asked me if I liked music. I said I did.

Wait, you're telling me they don't have El Burrito Jrs. in Oaxaca? Well there goes my fucking vacation.

Howard invented sword and sorcery, Lovecraft did.. the things that Lovecraft did, and I can't speak to Dunsany, as I've never heard of him, but I'm pretty sure he didn't write the equivalent of The Lord of the Rings.

Nevermind me, I'm just posting here because the goddamn new system doesn't recognize I'm logged in.

If the AV Club keeps deleting its best jokes I may have to consider accomplishing something with my life instead.

I believe Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer.

"I am saying that that judgement is worthless unless you've seen the film."

As usual, a really nice piece
I usually skip the music articles on here because they just don't say anything to me, but I check out every one of your series articles these days, Steven. You've been doing some spectacular work the last few months.

So, what's going on in here?

Damn it, only now do I remember he's properly addressed as Archmage. I hope that, once he's finished smiting me for my insouciance, he has the mercy to Raise Dead. I won't begrudge him the loss of CON.

Cruickshank?
Where did that Arcane Wizard fellow go right when we need to drive out an infestation of kobolds?