Watermelon Man is pretty fantastic, though.

Then again, who are the attendees of these shows? Teenage drama kids and, later, failed no-longer-teenage drama no-longer-kids. Like a pound of uncooked chicken in the fridge, the expiration date hits hard and fast.

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Violent J's interview on this very site contradicts you, Flashman.

I would also buy this book. This is by far my favorite feature on the site, and not just because I was just old enough to be a grunge kid. (Of course, in Washington state, it was mandatory.)

My personal Sophie's Choice would be if you asked me to pick either Badmotorfinger or Superunknown. Also, agreed that Down on the Upside is very underrated. But not an epic like those two.

We need way, way more of those references around here, idiotking. I award you one free Boingers EP.

And how about the run where Marge is trying to order coffee but the bartender can't comprehend anything but beer? Or the gags about the Australian family's MP and prime minister being their hillbilly neighbors? Or the stamp bearing the legend "30 YEARS OF ELECTRICITY"? Or the chazzwazzers line? Or Phil Hartman's…

Just backing the people who've said Violent J and Shaggy are funny guys, they don't take themselves that seriously, etc. This is a prime example of how you shouldn't judge a group entirely by their fans.

Yeah, we used to talk about the subject at hand. But the internet needed a forum where we could finally talk about tits and the Simpsons.

Unlike Machete's failure to stand up for illegals everywhere, I will go to bat for Teadoust's new, more aggressive personality.

Look, every critic has blind spots, or areas where their taste doesn't match up to yours, or both. Scott's probably underrating Machete; that's hardly the first time something like that has happened around here.

The combination of the professor and the name "Crazy Gibberish" always makes whatever you have to say infinitely more entertaining; at worst, I always pretend you're on your way to the Insanity Dome.

You know, just based on how well he directs kids, I think Rob Zombie would have been an awesome wildcard director for The Last Airbender. The kids in Halloween are on a very short list of movie children who don't deserve strangling.

Actually, that reminds me one of the big advantages to living in the city rather than outside it. Inside the city, you can say "Hey, there's a Peter Sellers marathon starting in an hour, want to go? Or how about this 'Memento' movie a few blocks from there, this looks kind of cool?" Pound a few shots, depending on…

Phel's summary is as right as Piranha's CG is shitty.

By the way, Squeekie Broad is unbeatable.

Lady 43rd.

What? No way, Idiotking. At least SC4 didn't have that stupid fucking Mario statue that was impossible to achieve.

Going Uncle Nutsy over regional dialect in a thread about regional beverages is a sign you need to reprioritize your life.