Is this Community: The Phantom Menace?

I don't know any music from High on Fire, but after this tirade, I think I love them.  (making big moon eyes)

"No way, Brah'  a ketchup reduction can't have enough greek yogurt.  Now lets get that sauce on top of those deep-fried, asian waffle tacos."

"No way, Brah'  a ketchup reduction can't have enough greek yogurt.  Now lets get that sauce on top of those deep-fried, asian waffle tacos."

He's an old, fat, white, male. How are we surprised by this.

He's an old, fat, white, male. How are we surprised by this.

oh…THAT Tommy Lee!
Was Tommy concerned that we wouldn't take this plea seriously unless we knew it came from the drummer for the 1980's Hair Farmers Motley Crue? Thank GOD he mentioned it! At least he didn't draw giant boobs under his name.

burning up the internet is
Hardly exciting stuff. The monkey that pisses in his own mouth, that's genius. Maybe he can piss in Ray's mouth and really create a sensation.

Even as a child I rolled my eyes whenever I heard anything by Stevens. Conversely, Weird AL is still entertaining.

Captain planet

CAN WE PLEASE
prepare a list of things that Michael Bay is ALLOWED to "Re-Boot" (aka Fuck up beyond any reasonable point)

I'm having so much fun
making fun of this horrible, horrible thing. It's like making fun of the Holocaust but not being offensive to anyone.

When my dog takes a shit, I know that she's merely satirizing the quality of food that I usually give her. That's why she's awesome.

damn…
just when it was getting good!

Really?
then what the Hell is Twitter for?

HOLY SHIT!
Shia and I have something in common!

and WHEN
do we get Jim Neighbors back on TV?

it's awesome because…
all the shitty episodes are already written and therefore all creative juice at HBO can be funneled into "non-horseshit" efforts. Oh, I hope they can get a sassy Kim Catrall type!

Oh I hope that's not a hostage

destroying Big Momma…
in the fires of Mordor better look as good onscreen as it does in the book.