"NM: I believed . . . there probably hadn’t been any incest. So, you fooled me.
TW: Yeah! [Laughs.] All right, good."

Fiona's delayed laugh when she finally got Allegra's "He was a fan" entendre was a hilarious piece of performance and cutting, going from Kudrow's small chuckle growing into a small peel of joyful laughter in the background as Allegra ignores here and ploughs onwards with her vapid ideas re: playing Fiona. Also, "Well…

Fiona's delayed laugh when she finally got Allegra's "He was a fan" entendre was a hilarious piece of performance and cutting, going from Kudrow's small chuckle growing into a small peel of joyful laughter in the background as Allegra ignores here and ploughs onwards with her vapid ideas re: playing Fiona. Also, "Well…

We have to choose between Maggie Smith and Christina Hendricks? That's like, the gay man's Sophie's Choice, yes?

We have to choose between Maggie Smith and Christina Hendricks? That's like, the gay man's Sophie's Choice, yes?

Life is disappointing = YES PEGGY, dogs WILL screw outside of your hotel room. *rapidly escalating cackle*

Life is disappointing = YES PEGGY, dogs WILL screw outside of your hotel room. *rapidly escalating cackle*

AND YOU WILL BE JOFFREY'S QUEEN, ENJOY *wine slug*

AND YOU WILL BE JOFFREY'S QUEEN, ENJOY *wine slug*

I hesitate to
say this here, but my heart truly believes that Endless Drunk Cersei Rants ≥
Spectacular Episode-Length Siege

I hesitate to
say this here, but my heart truly believes that Endless Drunk Cersei Rants ≥
Spectacular Episode-Length Siege

There's reams of potential drama within all three of those ideas, so I don't see why it's a problem for the show to train its focus on them.

There's reams of potential drama within all three of those ideas, so I don't see why it's a problem for the show to train its focus on them.

We're all familiar with Jones' limitations, but the diva-lover in me just loves the heftier, slightly bitchier Betty. Combine that with her pathetic but relatable struggles, and the allure created by her increasingly rare appearances, and I can't help but see every Betty episode as "Mad Men"'s version of 'Event…

Kisses, @avclub-0f2aab038be93ff407d92af691001e73:disqus 

THERE WILL BE NO TEARS. NO TEARS. ONLY REPEATED THANKS AND PROMISES OF BETTER WORK IN THE FUTURE (I don't even know how to TAG someone, EIDan)

By Ernest I meant Indiana Jones. And by Indiana Jones I mean I just want to fit in.

Also, Kevin Bacon, Tremors II through XXXIV

NONE of Ernest's girlfriend's warranted a mention? What the hell was my childhood for, internet?

AND ALL THAT DRINKING  HOLY SHIT