If Star Wars droids had last names, what would they be?

Introducing Vladimir Putin, the 45th president of the United States of America

Clams! Clams! Clams! Clams! Clams!

Conway Twitter

No offense to Dr Bronner but I think I'll stick with Crystal White Octagon

Like sands through the hourglass,
so are the Games Of Our Thrones

I took a fish head out to see a movie

Muppets In Cars Getting Coffee

¡Police Navidad!

For some reason I mistakenly read that as The Midsection Of Lauryn Hill

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even 2016 may die.

"How much sulfuric acid should I pour onto my genitals?"

Joanie Loves Fibonacci

Happy 100th birthday, Kirk Douglas!

Well, JAMC have a new single and a new album coming in March:
http://pitchfork.com/news/7…

Stallone Again, Naturally

Haha! More like AGING Bull, am I right???

Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them

It can be zero things.

For a long time I thought "Twitter" was an online community for fans of Conway Twitty.